zeldathemes
anxious asshole
Edu, 22, Brazil. I don't know what I'm doing with my life most of the time. That's about it.


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justlookatthosesausages:

voidsentprinces:

oyeedraw:

lizluvscupcakes:

Girls will be girls.

This radiates such chaotic energies.

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

The 1KM line absolutely killed me

nyanoraptor:

counter strike fans when they strike the counter idk never played it

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jayessart:

diary comics - scammed

instagram / twitter / my webtoon comics

meganiumlesbian:

meganiumlesbian:

meganiumlesbian:

the fact that geralt, of inhuman stamina and all that, makes jaskier walk beside him while he gets to ride a horse is SO funny FUCK that twink ig

geralt, incapable of tiring: you got legs 

geralt having to save jaskiers life bc he fucked another married person:

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alwaysbewoke:

sweetcribs:

mysharona1987:

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Thank goodness someone broke this shit down cause these stupid arguments make my blood boil.

this is sooo disingenuous. who the fuck compares having a ps5 or a FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE to paying thousands of dollars for college and think they’re saying something smart? WHO?!?!

a-grim-grinning-ghost:

posttexasstressdisorder:

redshift-13:

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That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there.  Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…

I always thought parks and rec was being hyperbolic about how these kinds of meetings with the public go…

silentauroriamthereal:
“alexandredumas-eatyourheartout:
“architeuthisducks-blog:
“endreal:
“ splend-42:
“ i-wear-the-cheese:
“ primavera-cerezos:
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it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at...

silentauroriamthereal:

alexandredumas-eatyourheartout:

architeuthisducks-blog:

endreal:

splend-42:

i-wear-the-cheese:

primavera-cerezos:

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it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

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That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

Not long enough.

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

This is why you gotta eat the rich, kids

Add a big pandemic in there, too!

gaysemiotics:

clear-page-deactivated20201125:

tikkety-tok:

“Sorry sunshine”

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Wow fucking IMAGINE if American politicians handled bullshit anti science believers that swiftly

earlgreytea68:

faedreamer:

thevoluntaryist:

volcel-official:

trenchcoats-anonymous:

I can smell the entitlement in the air

Oregon was a mistake

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Oregon, what you doin???

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

timberwolfalpha:

aixela89:

ryderdai:

msleoduh:

fatcr0w:

quietly-islayem:

tontonmichel:

bellygangstaboo:

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what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

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if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

under-the-arch:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

nourishyourturtleheart:

joxtercat:

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

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